• Reading blogs of teenage (sounding) bloggers, how happy I am that I do not have to deal with that romantic teenage angst.  I feel that I somehow missed that altogether.  How is that possible?
• IS that possible?
• I am so looking forward to getting home tonight to be with my HUSBAND.
• I can’t believe I said that out loud for the first time yesterday without thinking that it sounded wrong.
• When the hell do I get out of here.  I’m going nuts-o!
• If my creepy coworker stares at my chest one more time I’m gonna slap him.
• I hope Hubby did laundry.  I need slacks.
• Does anyone even use that word anymore except to sell them?  Aren’t they just dress pants in layman’s terms?
• I have not bought myself any new clothes (aside from the pink dress) in months.  I guess this is what I get for spending $1250 on a wedding dress.  I HAVE to find some other function to wear that to.
• I literally CANNOT wait anymore for those wedding pics.  If they aren’t finished soon, I’ll flip.
• I also want to put pics of the wedding in the frames.
• I also want to put pics of the wedding in the thank you cards.  Maybe for only those who couldn’t make it.
• What do you think of photo stamps?  I should buy those for the Thank You’s.
• Back to the clothes, I have NOTHING to wear.  I look cute today, but that’s a freak accident.

Thank you bra for effectivly holding my bosom proudly.  Also, thank you for carrying my keycard when the skirt I am wearing has no pockets.

I’m going to the optomotrist tomorrow for new contacts and glasses (which the dogs chewed up).  If you would be so kind, I would like to have suggestions for frames that I should buy.  And….GO!

This morning, a knock on the door sent Monty and Lola into a barking frenzy.  I open the door to look up at the hottest Jehovah’s Witness I have ever seen.  She was wearing a white sundress, and was GORGEOUS!  Almond eyes, fair skin, tall, dark and very innocent looking.  She asked me if I wanted to discuss a question with her.  I said that we weren’t interested, while I strangled the dogs to keep them from violently flinging themselves out the door. 

What I should have asked her is if she wanted to come inside and see my Temple.  Sure, your portly male friend can come and watch.  Cool by me!  It’s like my life as Orgasmo just flashed before my eyes.

I can’t believe I have almost as much money on my credit card, as I have to pay off my car.  *sigh*

I have been “forgetting” to check out grad schools, mainly because it costs so much money.  Not the money to actually GO there and learn, but the APPLICATION fee.  The process of “we’re going to critique in detail every paper and assingment you’ve written, every book you (were supposed to) read, every study you volunteered for, etc” and charge me money to sit on their ass and think about whether or not I’m good enough to pay them for classes.  It’s enough to give me an ulcer.

Not to mention,

• we’d have to move
• sell the house
• buy a new house (WITH a yard)
• console my grieving parents
• update EVERYTHING in our lives (bank accounts, drivers licenses, mail, magazines, etc)

It doesn’t sound like a lot, but it would be less than easy.  It’s a wonder anyone moves anywhere EVER!  But, if it’s good for the career and maybe even our health, it would be worth it.  I can’t imagine living in Wisconsin for the rest of my life; not after living and visiting around the world.  Plus, what is life without a little stress, fun and a change of scenery?

I will sometime claim to “loooove” things just because they’re free.

I will usually be the first to take the external, “crusty” piece (i.e. brownies, bread loaves, cake, etc)because I know other people don’t like them.

I wish I was a better cook.

I will eat almost anything.

I am the human garbage disposal at work, and it’s starting to get goo000ood.

Cookie Monster wasn’t my favorite Sesame Street character, but I love his attitude.

I would like this T-shirt please.  Who would like to buy it for me?  I SAID PLEASE!!!

“Lady Time” + 2am + supposed to be sleeping + 500mg Acetaminophen and 5mg Hydrocodone = VERY good sleep

“Lady Time” + 12:30pm + supposed to be working + 500mg Acetaminophen and 5mg Hydrocodone = vomiting in the ladies room

Amazing what a couple of hours will do to you in various situations!

WHOA!  New ALL TIME HIGH for visits to my blog today!  As of 149pm CST I have had 91 people visit my blog today!  Thanks everybody, this is way exciting for me!

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