- I graduated from UWSP with a double major of Psychology and German. It isn’t that hard when you have a buttload of retro credits to start off with. I hope to go on to grad school to get my Master’s in Marriage and Family Therapy. My goal for now is to become a MFT therapist and work for the government helping the recent war vets reincorporate with their families.
- I may give that up in favor of being a Sex Therapist, which is what I really want to do. Contrary to popular belief (Husband), this would not afford me to watch people have sex all day. It’s a little more complicated than that.
- Recently married, I have always been obsessed with sex. Not necessarily the act of sex, but with the history, stigma, physiology and psychology of sex. I find it to be totally fascinating. At work, if I’m not actually working of course, you can probably find me browsing the Sexploration page on msn.com. Like I said. Fucking fascinating.
- I have little to no time even though I don’t go to school full time anymore. What is up with that?!
- My puppy, Monty, makes me almost cry on a daily basis because of something cute he is doing. But usually only when he’s sleeping. Otherwise, he is a holy terror. Lola, our baby, is a gorgeous chocolate brown pointer/lab mix, with a totally vapid look to her. If she were human, she’d be a valley girl.
- I have the best friends in the world. And because no one seems to understand our unique brand of humor, I am forced to sit in my cubicle and giggle out loud to myself every once in a while causing my co-workers to stare. This usually results in me getting reprimanded by my boss because whatever-I’m-looking-at ”is not an approved work related site.” Eat my shorts, The Man.
- I am my mother with a different nose and hair.
- I have recently taken up sewing, which has opened a very maternal, creative part of me.
- I speak German, but that’s like a hobby that I’m trying to pick up again. Not as easy as you might think. I always wanted to learn Russian as a kid. I was very close in college, but the classes were offered in a city 3 hours away, and only over the internet. To that, I say nyet. Now, one of my best friends is living and teaching in Russia. Lucky ducky.
- I feel totally blessed by my friends, family, and life opportunities. Things in my life are slow right now, but I am taking it one day at a time, and trying to get as far as I can on my brains before I have to rely on my looks and charm.
Static Monkey
because I am at a crossroads and have no idea what I am doing
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puppies are always cutest when they’re asleep.
when they’re awake, they’re just little terrorists in fur coats.
By: ExMi on October 30, 2008
at 3:24 am
true dat yo!
By: static monkey on October 31, 2008
at 10:40 am