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		<title>Case UA8847831 / Krissinger</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Sep 2011 10:34:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Christin H.</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Good morning, Please be advised that we have chosen another escort co. for this trip. I look forward to working with you in the future! Have a great day! Christin Holy Medical Assist Coordinator 1.877.255.7083 US Toll Free 1.715.346.0835 Int&#8217;l Collect 1.262.364.2203 Fax “Please be advised that the medical information communicated by us in this [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=staticmonkey.wordpress.com&amp;blog=2636942&amp;post=1110&amp;subd=staticmonkey&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jun 2010 23:31:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Christin H.</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s me, always trying to stick it to the man.  So far, I&#8217;ve been able to get away with it. Tomorrow, Hubs and I are going to Myrtle Beach for a Battalion Reunion.  This means, per airline regulations, that I may not bring on the plane anything in gel or liquid form that is more [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=staticmonkey.wordpress.com&amp;blog=2636942&amp;post=1103&amp;subd=staticmonkey&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Memorial Day Workout</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jun 2010 13:23:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Christin H.</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[gunflint lake lodge]]></category>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 May 2010 19:43:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Christin H.</dc:creator>
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		<title>Let&#8217;s Get One Thing Straight</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 22 May 2010 15:38:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Christin H.</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[scarred sh*tless]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I guess I have gotten to the point in my life where people are going to drop the Big P word in front of me more often than not. Actually, people have been pestering me about babies for the past few years now. Almost 5 years come to think of it. Ew. That seems like [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=staticmonkey.wordpress.com&amp;blog=2636942&amp;post=1100&amp;subd=staticmonkey&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Yoga</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 May 2010 14:25:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Christin H.</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[20 mins of hot yoga this morning 100 crunches Filed under: Workout Tagged: Workout, yoga<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=staticmonkey.wordpress.com&amp;blog=2636942&amp;post=1099&amp;subd=staticmonkey&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Body Reboot</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 02 May 2010 12:03:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Christin H.</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This morning, I took my first ever birth control pill. It was sweeter than I expected it to be, surprisingly. Unfortunately, I have been having some issues with my &#8220;monthy gift&#8221;. (BTW, Mother Nature, how about a car or a new couch? I wouldn&#8217;t even expect it monthly; once yearly would be just fine.) Issues, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=staticmonkey.wordpress.com&amp;blog=2636942&amp;post=1097&amp;subd=staticmonkey&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Only Time Will Tell</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Apr 2010 19:59:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Christin H.</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just got done with a home done bikini wax. It was painful, but if I can avoid shaving everyday all summer long I think it will be worth it. Plus I think I seriously worked on my abs. Nice. Filed under: Otherwise Uneventful Day Tagged: homemade bikini wax<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=staticmonkey.wordpress.com&amp;blog=2636942&amp;post=1096&amp;subd=staticmonkey&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Biking is Really Fun!!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Apr 2010 12:41:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Christin H.</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yesterday I did 60 mins of medium biking. I consider it medium and not easy because I live in a giant wind tunnel and no matter what direction I went, I was always going into the wind. I was actually a way to get some errands done and not waste gas. I feel so guilty [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=staticmonkey.wordpress.com&amp;blog=2636942&amp;post=1095&amp;subd=staticmonkey&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Demons</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Apr 2010 10:49:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Christin H.</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Last night I had dinner with a male friend from work. This is same male friend whom I have had a crush on since college and just barely got to know him in our old job before he moved to his current job. He is also the one that got me my current job in [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=staticmonkey.wordpress.com&amp;blog=2636942&amp;post=1094&amp;subd=staticmonkey&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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