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		<title>Omphaloskepsis &#8211; More Bathroom Thoughts</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 23:07:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[How is it that so much wonderful &#8220;free&#8221; mind time is on the toilet?

Realized that I put my underwear on inside out this morning.  I prefer it this way because the outside is so much silkier than the inside.
The upstairs bathroom at work smells like a really nice kitty litter.  Like what a fresh bag would [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=staticmonkey.wordpress.com&blog=2636942&post=1058&subd=staticmonkey&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Old News</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2009 03:57:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[application process]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[how to get professional help]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[So, as I just got done updating my Twitter, Facebook AND the CeeKow, I figured I should elaborate on my blog, not that something like this needs a long, drawn out explanation.  Maybe it&#8217;s more for me.  When I look back on this in the future, maybe I will be wiser. 
As a long time procrastinator, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=staticmonkey.wordpress.com&blog=2636942&post=1056&subd=staticmonkey&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Um&#8230;Yeah&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 01:58:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Mantyhose]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t know whether I should be embarrassed for these men, or joyed that they found a product that works for them and their needs.  Experience the Mantyhose.
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		<title>Vacation, please.</title>
		<link>http://staticmonkey.wordpress.com/2009/11/08/vacation-please/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2009 22:31:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>static monkey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have done so much learning and writing and thinking and job-ing in the last few days, I think I deserve a vacation, but I can&#8217;t have one until I either finish my grad school applications or die.  Either or.
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		<title>You win again, Daylight Savings</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Nov 2009 21:26:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>static monkey</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Good Day]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[You sneaky bitch.
You know, the time change wouldn’t be so difficult if I understood it.  I mean, I get the concept; Spring forward, Fall back.  That’s not hard.  What pisses me off is that I set my iPod, which had no connection to the internet to update on its own, back an hour so that [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=staticmonkey.wordpress.com&blog=2636942&post=1048&subd=staticmonkey&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Happy Halloween!</title>
		<link>http://staticmonkey.wordpress.com/2009/10/28/happy-halloween/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 02:51:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>static monkey</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Fun Stuff]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cherry berry peach]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Fleet Farm]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Halloween Treat Ideas]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Halloween!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jello Syringes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[unique]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://staticmonkey.wordpress.com/?p=1039</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[On Friday is the annual halloween decorations contest at work and I really want to win.  The theme chosen by the decorators is &#8216;Haunted Hospital&#8217;.  We have hung up hospital supplies and covered them in cobwebs and the like.  We will also be stuffing some men&#8217;s clothing, hiding a crockpot in his belly and server [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=staticmonkey.wordpress.com&blog=2636942&post=1039&subd=staticmonkey&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>H1N1 Flu</title>
		<link>http://staticmonkey.wordpress.com/2009/10/27/h1n1-flu/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 02:56:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>static monkey</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Thoughts]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[H1N1]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Piggy flu]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[One of my best friends and 75% of my current coworkers have gone home or stayed home sick because of the piggy flu somewhere in their households.  Is my immune system just this good, or doth something wicked this way come?
Posted in Thoughts Tagged: H1N1, Piggy flu      <img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=staticmonkey.wordpress.com&blog=2636942&post=1043&subd=staticmonkey&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>My Husband is a Liar</title>
		<link>http://staticmonkey.wordpress.com/2009/10/25/my-husband-is-a-liar/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Oct 2009 23:20:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>static monkey</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Good Day]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[husband-slut]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[new bathroom]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[what makes a good wife]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[But in the best way possible!  Check it out!  This morning when I asked what he had planned for today, he made some halfhearted attempt to explain football or golf or some other manly sport that is difficult in the rain.  While I was away at work, he and his grandpa (who should have a doctorate [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=staticmonkey.wordpress.com&blog=2636942&post=1034&subd=staticmonkey&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>What. Up.</title>
		<link>http://staticmonkey.wordpress.com/2009/10/18/what-up/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Oct 2009 15:49:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>static monkey</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://staticmonkey.wordpress.com/?p=1032</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Here I am, sitting at work, bored as hell because people don&#8217;t call me on the weekends.  Luckily I have permission from my boss to leave early if the call volume doesn&#8217;t pick up by 1pm as I took OT on Friday when they were slam-fucked.  I think I will take her up on that [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=staticmonkey.wordpress.com&blog=2636942&post=1032&subd=staticmonkey&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>That&#8217;s Not A GOOD Sound</title>
		<link>http://staticmonkey.wordpress.com/2009/10/16/thats-not-a-good-sound/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Oct 2009 02:00:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>static monkey</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[poop]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://staticmonkey.wordpress.com/?p=1025</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[SO, my dog eats cat poop.  I feel like there is some sort of online support group I should join.  I have been all over the interwebs and I am at my wit&#8217;s end about this.  
I thought I was being crafty when I put the bag of kitty litter behind the door to keep the [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=staticmonkey.wordpress.com&blog=2636942&post=1025&subd=staticmonkey&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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