Posted by: static monkey | July 23, 2008

Omphaloskepsis for Today

  • Reading blogs of teenage (sounding) bloggers, how happy I am that I do not have to deal with that romantic teenage angst.  I feel that I somehow missed that altogether.  How is that possible?
  • IS that possible?
  • I am so looking forward to getting home tonight to be with my HUSBAND.
  • I can’t believe I said that out loud for the first time yesterday without thinking that it sounded wrong.
  • When the hell do I get out of here.  I’m going nuts-o!
  • If my creepy coworker stares at my chest one more time I’m gonna slap him.
  • I hope Hubby did laundry.  I need slacks.
  • Does anyone even use that word anymore except to sell them?  Aren’t they just dress pants in layman’s terms?
  • I have not bought myself any new clothes (aside from the pink dress) in months.  I guess this is what I get for spending $1250 on a wedding dress.  I HAVE to find some other function to wear that to.
  • I literally CANNOT wait anymore for those wedding pics.  If they aren’t finished soon, I’ll flip.
  • I also want to put pics of the wedding in the frames.
  • I also want to put pics of the wedding in the thank you cards.  Maybe for only those who couldn’t make it.
  • What do you think of photo stamps?  I should buy those for the Thank You’s.
  • Back to the clothes, I have NOTHING to wear.  I look cute today, but that’s a freak accident.

Responses

  1. *i heart photo stamps
    *i think only old people use the term ’slacks.’ example: could you imagine yelling ‘where the hell are my SLACKS?!’ actually, wait, that’s funny.
    *I WANT THE WEDDING PICTURES RIGHT NOW.


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