This morning, a knock on the door sent Monty and Lola into a barking frenzy.  I open the door to look up at the hottest Jehovah’s Witness I have ever seen.  She was wearing a white sundress, and was GORGEOUS!  Almond eyes, fair skin, tall, dark and very innocent looking.  She asked me if I wanted to discuss a question with her.  I said that we weren’t interested, while I strangled the dogs to keep them from violently flinging themselves out the door. 

What I should have asked her is if she wanted to come inside and see my Temple.  Sure, your portly male friend can come and watch.  Cool by me!  It’s like my life as Orgasmo just flashed before my eyes.